Couldn’t help but paste this IRC log from today:

[12:16] <T0aD> no im a squirrel
[12:20] * Azer_ runs over t0ad
[12:22] <T0aD> asshole
[12:22] <Unconnected> see if you would have said you were a gerbil he would have been much more gentle with you
[12:22] <T0aD> i have no idea what a gerbil is
[12:23] <T0aD> and im too constipated to type dict on my shell
[12:23] <Azer_> thats because of the gerbil use